Well, the other day I went to the dentist. Is an irrelevant fact, I know, but I tell it as I expected, and read the magazine VIVA's 98 ... (Doctors and dentists, barbers learn and update their journals) Yeah. As I read in a magazine I found a great article I wanted to share with all you.
The note was something like "Juga to be an actress in a porn movie" and proposed among other things, to compose a character, which could include metal, mask, improvising a pose where you saw the perineum in the foreground and filming the best Victor Maytland style.
Oh, women and porn. Porn and women. What can I say?. I fancy the look with a porn guy like me, but it is something that keeps me awake. For me is best enjoyed in solitude.
And, one thing is the erotic, the film with little story, cartoon, subtle, and another thing is the bestial, the hardporn, violent, all against one, dwarves ...
few years ago, a friend I did yoga I "washed" the head in a few courses on the importance of "sexual energy" of "tantric sex", the release of the spirit in each powder ... not a half pai chanta's sure to be the fuck I wanted, and invented all this. Question that my friend started to swell balls how important it was the Kamasutra for the column, for the body to create blood flow and insisted we had to do the course with the yogam, we change the life that she I picked the groom seven times per day.
Let's see, I went out with a fat low profile of IAC computer teacher and the truth, I had nothing to lose ... so I went.
The guy was a mixture of Cachito Vigil and Claudio Maria Dominguez, but with the face of Roberto Piazza. After a talk where he told in great detail as the Indians mate, we did pull on the floor face down. I thought "Chau, here puts us." But I wish I had been that. What happened was far worse.
The first task was to try to feel the G-spot One point that if it ever existed in my body, should have been erased to the touch. All wailed like wild beasts, the pai opened it arms shouting "This is the real sexual revolution" and I tried to throw me strength not to fart. That was the situation. Sad.
Needless to say it never returned.
But some of all the crazy things the guy said, was resonating in me, so I looked for a Kama Sutra and studied for its implementation. Mine was a basic thought: "I can not be less than cojedoras of my friends, I HAVE THAT POWER WITH THIS LITTLE BOOK OF SHIT"
Since we are not on the agenda of Alessandra Rampolla, I will not recount in detail what happened that night in that room between good people and I chubby. But it was not good, guys. There was no good.
The only thing I can say is we did a pose called "UNION OF APE, I took a whole month dicofenac provided, that not only we were more, but we promised not to tell anyone EVER , lo que había sucedido en esas cuatro paredes.
No se, saquen sus propias conclusiones. Haganse su propia película...de terror.
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