Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Haemochromatosis And Bloated Stomach

can always be a little worse. Start

- I when I like a guy "post-post" is not ...
- What is a guy you like "post-post"?. Why you talk like Cumbio?.
- A boy I closed on all sides. Start doing shit, I get bad ...
- Slightly calibrated ...
- Yes. Predictable. Hysterical. Well boluda. That is what is happening to me Joe.
- Do not take it wrong but I do come out with Albert, which is already screwed, would not tell Joe.
- How do you want to tell boluda?. Albert?.
-No. Not.
Al - Al?. It's fucking good. There is Al Pacino.
- But Beto?. Do you agree?.
- So you say since childhood. Already. Alberto and I go out with me I have to bench. Is a name difficult for a 32. Ok. But I'm better than you, that's for sure. To you do not like any.
- Luis I liked.
- Luis does not count. I'm talking about a person who can hold a conversation over 15 minutes.
- Lisandro?.
- The worst of all. Phobic, ill-mannered, hypochondriac. A gem.
- Why so much? . It was a little melancholy, though.
- You have to do like me. You have to target children more real.
- What is it? . Any advertising DOVE for men?. "Real Boys" and appears Porcel clone.
"I mean that you know you are not going to flash the outset that you're going to have to paddle hard to make you like. "It's awful
what you're saying. And you do not look up. But you're making a face ...
-I do not make faces. But what I say is proven.
- By whom?. Why you and your teacher boluda Yoga.
- is sung. The new rate will start to like a month. Month and a half, Ponele.
- So you're a month with one that you like an idiot and then one day you wake up and - oh surprise in the kitchen is Orlando Bloom.
- As Beto's friend that I want to introduce. Not a guy you between the eyes, but I know a little more and you realize that you warm.
- What's his name? . Osvaldo?.
- No. Federico. A cameraman. Laburo in a production. But zero twist. Zero. Happy childhood, does not take benzodiazepines. Quite the opposite of what we know so far. Recently separated, like you. Gustar.Le I think you can pass your Facebook and see that wave. Meche

perhaps he was right. Had to leave out the "myth of the artist" and start a new phase. With less troublesome types of things I do easier. If you looking for one with the face of Jason Schwartzman, the "Perrez" from James Franco, wave Joaquin Phoenix and Mark Wahlberg's back, I would die unmarried. Get big significant addition to a cream for each part of the body-shape not low, but perhaps a little less.
So I finally went to Frank. Meche was right again. It was a bestial CHONGAZO, but very nice, friendly. We went to dinner at a beautiful place in Palermo. We told each other things. We had fun. She seemed very sweet. For the first time I felt that - at last everything was going well. That streak came controversy would have ended. I was going to close this blog and all have a happy ending like in the movies of Drew Barrymore.
finished dinner and invited me to go home to watch a DVD. I would have preferred going to the movies, but I did not bother the privacy of home. I did not want to take on the first date, if she tried something, it was going to be very clear.
opened a wine and watch movies together their shelf. We wanted to see "Sector 9" but the dvd does not func. So we huddled on the couch, turned on the television and did zapping.
In SAT I were giving Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. A simply brilliant film but if you just spread can be a pain in the ass.
When some time had passed I began to feel sound. Noises. As small groans, noises that would make a rat in the dark or cat that suffers. Or a child who complains. Fell short of meows, but I spent scraping.
I glanced over and saw Fede, crying. Using force to face so I did not realize.
I tried to continue business as usual. Had been moved around. Like me "Mi Primer kiss "when you die Macaulay Culkin.'s logical. We were not seeing" a laugh ". But the noises became increasingly intense until breaking into tears distressing, such as Andrea Del Boca Black Pearl. A cry dense.

- I think we have to turn off the TV.
-Perdoname. is that this movie reminds me of Laura. The part of the beach. ... Ours was just
- ...
- We met at a beach party in Cabo Polonio. I took him a beer, we started talking and no more parted. Until three months ago. They left me.
- I'm sorry. (PAREN. I know it is horrible what said. But what could I say?). Tell me if you do well.

And what followed was two hours containing a newly separated, listening to stories about his ex, seeing pictures of their holiday together in the world. In Temaikén with monkeys. Universal Studios, with the shark. In the Tigre. In the Plata. I saw every one of the photos next to Laura. Then we moved to the letters that he wrote. Valentine's Day cards in red envelopes, from expensive. Letters for anniversaries with stickers of Dora the Explorer. Fede the treasured loncherita neatly in a Spider-Man as a kid who keeps something very precious. While listening PULP - obviously, the soundtrack to listen to the two when they wanted.

- Vos no tenes because bancarte this. But I'm destroyed.
- I also separated. A year ago.
- So?.
- Y. .. is difficult.

Above all, and this was not going to say, because lately I manages appointments the enemy. Ok God, I get it. The Hollywood actor could not be, but let us not be NO MORE of a recently separated - after three hours mourn, "he ultimately confessed that besides all, she shaves her private parts to please his EX .
Oh, and this blog will not close. With my luck, have for some time.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Familial Tremor Natural Remedy



- Let's get started because I missed.
- Well, this guy, James.
"Yes, until I realized you asked her out However, what I understood was what the blanket.
- We met on-line.
- What is On-line?
"On the Facebook, we have friends in common.
"Ah, internet.
- No. Oh, yes, but "I met on the Internet" sounds like Graña program report. "The Internet and its dangers." No, I like to say on-line.
-Ok. They met online. "But you never saw?.
"Yes, yes, we had crossed party. Well, I searched on facebook and sent me a message asking if I was playing guitar. I had played at a party with friends and when I finished, he came to ask myself more assholes in history.
- What?.
-If the guitar was a Fender or mongopicho. I realized I knew nothing about guitars, was sent to tell me that and I said a bad time.
- Why it or because you do not bench a guy to like?.
-Irma, do not start ...
"That's why you're here Ludmila. For this serves the therapeutic space. For us to think together these things.
"I did not like the shirt he was wearing. Done. I said.
"Then I started badly. Ja, Ja.
-Si. But I'm worried. Not funny.
-....
- then it sends me on Facebook to which I answer: YES. And took a week to add it. We saw all the pictures that the former is called Fernanda and gave him an album to put it: WONDERFUL TONIGHT
- Ah. "He also released an album?
- No. In Facebook you can you put names to the photo albums. But no matter, he used a theme of Eric Clapton and titled in English. JAF did the same and feel sorry. In some photos zafaba. I said "Apa, I could be." And it added.
- Well, then, was not so bad.
- I asked the Messenger.
- So?.
-Irma, ask the messenger is very young, not of floggers. Missing me wonder if I use Ponny or Nike. How are you going to ask the Messenger?.
- I do not see what is wrong. For there did not dare to ask the phone.
- It is 2001, the "pass me your MSN. "Ah ah re re" "I think Ludmila
that here the problem lies elsewhere. Vos to a man who does not fit into your subconscious parameters of" ideal boyfriend ", she rejected, that is a pure defense mechanism.
- Le Like Ismael Serrano.
"Me too.
" Yes, but you are my therapist.
-Many patients also likes mine. I do not see anything wrong with that.
-not very bohemian Calle Corrientes. This wave "Juggling", "Minstrel of traffic lights," I respect but I do not go.
- You prefer a guy like Juan that almost makes you mad?.
- No. One as John is not all his neurosis.
- Let. Did you give the MSN?.
- Yes. But always blaming Fibertel that connection slow walking, and blah, blah, blah. At times, telling me things. Occasionally I got a smiley and then I disconnected.
"But that may be a way of expressing different from yours.
- Sure, but if that form is the MSN blond doll making as hugging, is a way that reinforces an intimacy.
-....
- I do not understand your call is urgent today. Advance our meeting. Do you have something to do with it?.
"Yes, because until there all Ok. Came to me banks well. I put music, I opened a wine bottle. I thought - to see - how bad can it be?. I'm single, this guy is a rubber but it is quite nice. I had an canchera, no.
-....
- I said turn on the camera.
- What camera?.
-Web-Cam. The PC camera.
-....
- and lit. Never had, or knew how it worked. In other words, the first thing I saw shockeó.
- Why?
"I did the Moonwalk. The dance of Michael Jackson. To break the ice, do not know, but it was such an idiot. I paddled it eh - as I told you out.
-....
- top I realized I was half nut. Who has a poster of Audi in the room?.
-...
- I was in pajamas, sitting on my bed, the dog went in front of the notebook, it was uncomfortable. Middle trash. Suddenly his voice changed. It was like having a distorted voice. In a talk as Peluffo and suddenly it was Darth Vader. If I start to explain who's who miss the session. But he took his shirt and says "grass-
something you too -" And you did?. "I
the bag. And while trying to make excuses, "I'm allergic and I'm gushing" - "if I get nervous I grab epilepsy
-...
- A girl once grabbed me seriously.
-...
- The kept telling me things "sows" and I thought, "how bad can show a breast half a cute kid online?.
-....
-....
- It was horrible.
- Want to tell me why?.
- Because I stood in front of the machine gums waiting say something. Not. SOMETHING.
-...
"Nobody said anything. Why I believe that for a long time and I saw no, no, I stood in silence in front of the PC, his face haggard. It seemed an Iranian film. He asked me to call by phone. I told him I was half later that morning he had to go to the editorial, because I am writing a book, he had a meeting at eight o'clock-all topless, and could not speak for Tel
-. ..
- Then when I realized the crap that I had ordered, and was facing a guy who could do no more. Somehow he had agreed to his game and had managed to peel a tit. Now all the kids with those who spoke were to say, "Look guys there is the stripping boobs" - I grabbed in a moment of weakness. Never again. Kind of had to cut it. You start showing a tit, you follow the tantra, and end up with a JAPANESE BONDAGE.
- What is the latest?.
half sado-A technique that involves tying the body with strings, like a roulade.
- ...
- I had to end this terrible night. Then proposed to play blanket. The I had to do, and the slogan was IMAGINE. I turned off the light in the room, I crawled under the blanket. In the light of phone read the Rolling Stone, as I listened-good-by ESO. And the things I wondered. Y yo occasionally threw a one MMMM. I lasted two minutes Irma. No, I can not get a guy like me any precio.O the other way too. In the dark, I stood quietly and unplug the machine. - "You lose, you lose" - was the last thing I heard him say.
-...
-...
- Is this real?.
- Yes.
"We'll have to have another meeting this week.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Pokemon Silver Cut Attack



-Fifth
time checking messages. No call. What do I do?.
"Wait until tomorrow.
- What if I call?.
- Yes. Or send to them a text. Ask is doing. No ... What do you like?.
- We just twice.
- So what?. Do not speak of things that appeal to everyone?.
"Yes, little. He said he liked horses.
- Horses?. "Race tracks?.
"No, no. Horses in general. We talked about the animals we gustaban.Yo said the dog. He said "horses."
- But a veterinarian?. No appointments ... What you talking about animals?.
- He left the question of which animal would be.
- How can two people are in a bar drinking a beer and suddenly there is the reincarnation animal?
"I will not argue.
- "Hello, if in another life I feel that I fish. But a not very big." And you? " "I was a horse." God. That can not end well. Never.
"You wanted to get up when drunk Nico phrases you quoted your favorite movie and made us look like the ass to everyone.
- I just said some dialogue from "The Goonies" and "Adorable Creature." And he was not drunk,
- Oh no?. Dad threw up over Laura.
-....

And suddenly, while Meche was talking about counter-loving clothes horse and Cardon, I had a flashback to 2004. Nicholas, Laura's cousin, which I liked since he was 6, had come from France and no sooner set foot in Ezeiza, started a war between us unfair to see who won the first. The first one "cheated" was Alina, who appeared at the advertising agency where he worked with the excuse Nico devise a jingle for a "possible advertising on TV that makes the shoes my dad." Of course, invited her to drink, but Alina who was recently separated, she began to mourn how much she missed Marcelo and had to put his jingle in the ortho. Good for me!. One down. The following was Meche, who had no better idea than to invite him to "re copada art exhibition of a friend" with such bad luck that it was only a small group of art students who decided to experiment with flour. Everyone who was present at the "Happening" was daubed with a pastenaca, while "Warhol" and his friends , Danced naked to the beat of Bowie. But Nicholas was from the First World, art expos in Paris, so endured five minutes and Meche offered to take her back home. My victory was imminent. In the middle of a Yoga teacher old enough cops tried aguarme the party. According to Lale, Nico was hooked but it passed quickly crush when the husband of "Indra Levi, which was three feet, found out and almost breaks a passionate drama. With this background I had no other to take action. The first thing I did was make me boluda though. And that, sometimes, is what I get better. I phoned
Nico and not invited to the cinema, or an explanatory art, or watch the river in Vicente López. He just asked a question.

- You called me.
"Uh, no.
- Ah, I thought so. Because as you came and saw everyone and all but me. I said, no, you may not remember that when we were ten years he won in all sports. Or maybe if you remember, that the club did look bad in front of all his male friends, and that's why I called.
- Ja. I never forgot that you were the best basketball.
"And I still am. But in the little games.
- How are you?.
"Well.
- Do you still have braces?.
-No. God. And luckily I pulled them out. Now I have a muzzle only metal, but not serious. It is quite aesthetic.
-Ja. I want to see. Tomorrow there is a barbeque at my cousin. I want you to come.
- Claro. See you there.

The jump I hit the cut will not hit or jump champion in the pole vault. Nicholas
I liked since I was six years. And it was the guy who wanted to be. Cute, smart, sensitive, could play the videos, I liked many of the same things I liked me and we had "that connection." Every summer we spent at the club avalaban my words. All he had to do was get cute and walk through that door, triufante. And after talking all night, we would go alone to a corner and we would look in silence with two glasses of wine in hand. And without saying anything, I would be a lock of hair from her face ... "Because I missed those eyes." And I laugh, half-conscious. Confessed to me he loves me since I taught him to hunt frogs this summer, I would stay silent. And slowly approaching and we would go back, someone was sure to fuel what was happening, and would put "Love Song For a Vampire" by Annie Lennox or any of Elvis Costello, and there we were going to give the best kiss of our lives y. ..
Suddenly, when I was in my best pseudo sleep, I awoke to the voice of Nicholas, who called silent because they had to do an "invitation." And what followed was exactly what I have related, but GORE version, and another player. Nico had returned to Argentina to get away from Camille, his French girlfriend, who had broken his heart. But it seems that the distance had been thought, and now more than ever missed. Therefore, they would marry. He was returning to Paris. Since then, my brain was affected by a virus just like the zombie series, a mutagen that changes the genetic information. I just feed me alcohol and would not repeat those two words. Paris. Marriage. Paris ...
Of course, what counts is true Meche. I ended up vomiting on Laura's father, spit roast all while the screams kept repeating my favorite line from The Goonies: "Ok, Michael Jackson did not come into my house to go to the bathroom, but her own sister."

- Hey. I hung up. What do you think?.
"Nothing. Today when I get home I will ask for ice cream and watch The Gonnie.
- What do I do?. Did you call?.
-Si. But make sure googling something about horses before.

Monday, January 3, 2011

Gum Abscess Under The Lip



"Well then arrived.
- Where?.
-Al side of the door talking with Light. Mine is the shirt-hatch.
"Tell me that mine is NOT the black bag.
-Shut up and Reiter.
"So, if it's black, I the flight here. In front of everyone. I said I was cute and you gave.
"I said it was" interesting. "
"That was not the adjective you used. I said you had a pseudo afro. Wearing a suit with All Stars.
"It's not an African. It has many curls, nothing more. Is a film director. Trust. It's a guy you would want to go all the mines.
- What mines?. Mines with glaucoma, someone who would seriously fail perceptions. These mines want to know.
-Ok. Attempt to introduce a kind of cute, film director, who has an entire "universe" and you negas. No, you're better off going out there with the bare 40 that invited you to go on a catamaran.
-No. But an African, Mer? A All African and stars?. So I do not like propaganda Gancia has
"For my wave.
"This boy believed to be Lenny Kravitz.
She saw the pictures of birthday Caro and dead with you.
- So you say?.
- How?.
- "I have died?.
- Yes. When I told him I wanted to show you what I said, "that mine has killed me."
I do not like.
"You're an idiot.
- It Copani. "I have died." Not. And watch it. See it in dress shoes and afro. We need to catch a cigar received from boludo.
- Caro said I had shown him the video where you are playing "Love me Tender" and fell in love.
- A chanta. And I tell you. What went?.
- Won awards. Is Re groso. Not. Fijate. If you do not, already. There comes. Reite and pretends to talk about something important.

And then the rhythm of "Flourecent Adolescent" Arctic Monkeys was approaching the false Albert Hammond Jr. of Palermo Hollywood. And I came it come in slow motion, I thought, among other things, that should have stayed at home watching MAD MEN or playing Guitar Hero. But now he was there and had to paddle.


- Here's the girl I wanted to see today!.
- Hello.
- Want to try this delicacy?.
- What is it?.
- Caipirinha. Made by me recently.
- do you know drinks. Good.
- I was a bartender when I lived in Barcelona.
- Grosso. I liked a Barman.
- Barman no.Mmm No. I'm not sure it's the same.
- Is there a difference?. Say ... Do you call it different but mean the same thing or not?.
- Yes. I think so.
- But it sounds better bartender.
- You'll soak in the wave.
- CALASTE Me?.
- Sos Brava.
- ....
- I saw you sing. You sing very nice. And as you express yourself. You should do theater. I make films. I am director.
-Si. I was told.
- Have you ever thought about acting?. No, look at you and you're very expressive. You have a face that the camera would love.
"For there because I look like Sandra Bullock.
- No. Seriously. As soon I saw you I thought - "this girl should act" - indeed, it looks crazy, I have the little camera over new. We could do a videito yours here.
- Here? . Do you think? (It is worth mentioning that at this point was already thinking about ways to self-flagellation. But in truth, had a big ass side-by African wanting to do ridiculous things that my performance would be as real as possible.
-Ponete here that there is good light and I filmed with the background music. Felt here. That's ... like waiting for something.
- A taxi Ponele?.
- You're terrible. Dale. Va work out. Then I edit.
- But no good at acting. I'm going to ruin the clip.
- I can done in black and white. Close up. And then I invite you to see. And we see what happens. Here it goes. You are beautiful. Dale. Relax your eyes. Now correct one hair. It boluda goodism. Sos re actress. Salis divine. That. Sustain the gaze. Light yourself a fag. That. It's coming along great. Hacete a bun in her hair. Awesome. Tremendo this plane. Bank to close. To see those eyes ...


And while the new "Wes Anderson" kept saying, disjointed sentences, in the horrible party where he was returning to happen again the issue of Arctic Monkeys and I could see part of the letter that says "ALL THIS IS IN ORDER IN BLACK HOLE "- while trying to force to mourn not facing the camera a film director who continued to believe that art is seen smoking a mine in a sepia background.